I dream of an ink vampire, draining chinese ideograms, celtic crosses, pictures of dogs, MOM, southern crosses, rebel flags, big boobed naked girls, meaningless epigrams, fanned cards, LOVE, band names, HATE, gothic script, military insignia, stupid lyrics, astrological signs, hula dancers, horned devils, feathered chiefs, bible quotes, affirmations, garish sleeves. How it thrives now, after years of sustaining itself only on sailors, convicts, military personnel and bikies. It has added hipsters and wannabes, footballers and cricket captains to its food supply. All the skinny Zooey Deschanels of the world, not much blood, but lots of ink. Spread the disease, so that the hungry may feed on the hipster inksters. Share the plague, disseminate it throughout the world, so that the hungry hordes may rise up, then descend. How they scream, the victims when they awake, searching their bodies for their specially chosen design, but finding only a faint outline left. “Do you know how much that cost me?” A small child wipes its mouth, hunger sated for the first time. INK! MORE!