Edgar Allan, the bleakest of the Teletubbies, turns 217 today.

(someone else made this art, it was not me)

Dark Universal and Justice League Dark ain’t got anything on some of the scary Teletubbie art (I’ll let you google it yourself). Remember, each of them is over 6 foot tall, they live in a very narrowly enclosed universe that no one who enters can escape, they receive occult messages through their stomachs, and they are ruled over by a child sun god that is only ever 10 seconds away from a temper tantrum. Plus they would welcome a change in their diet from all that tustard. A bit of protein. Don’t worry, they play with their food.