Though they were both well known for knocking out hard hitting rhymes and dancing madly in harem pants, there is no question that M.C. Escher will always triumph over MC Hammer.

Firstly, M.C. Escher can hypnotise you from beyond the grave via a self portrait, whereas MC Hammer isn’t even dead yet.

He has a wider range of costumes …

He favours neither up nor down …

And he keeps it real …

Though you can’t touch this …

He wins by a knock out!

If you ever get a chance to go there, I can confirm the Escher museum in The Hague is geek heaven, with guaranteed flashbacks to Mr. Claxton’s maths class. And that is the end of that.