The final hypotheses of Professor G is available for your free reading … pleasure? … at Silver Blade. Just click on the link.

Unhappy in his retirement, Professor G turns his analytical gaze upon the world immediately about him, and discovers more than he would like.

Due to international clamour, constant requests on social media, and pressure each time I emerge from the house from the gathered horde, the story features world famous and universally acclaimed characters from beloved classics and kiddies’ favourites such as The Boulevardier, My life as a lizard, and Mr Cranky.

For English teachers planning to add the story to their syllabus, themes include: mortality; retirement; rats; naps; neighbours named Brian; and Things From Outside.