Casper: the sadness of a friendly ghost
How can you live
with the fact
a child died
for your cartoon pleasure?
You did him no favours
taming him,
accustoming him
to humans.
Oh yes,
he is a friendly ghost,
and you may count that as
an accomplishment,
but what does it mean?
He craves companions,
he desires contact,
he is less without you.
He is your summer novelty,
your holiday hobby.
Better you had perfected
a coin flourish,
or studied German grammar.
Instead you made a freak.
A bird that cannot fly north for the winter,
a dingo habituated to camp garbage cans,
a politician kissing babies in retirement.
The life of the ghost is meant to be harsh.
It is a fierce path, not lightly chosen.
Yet here we have this bobble head,
trapped in his haunt,
unable to seek that which he desires,
waiting like a puppy dog for his victims.
We all avoid the olde manor now,
his tricks have worn thin
and eagerness is uncool.
It is for the best.
The living are butterflies,
colourful, vibrant, but
good for a season at most.
We move away, we die.
What you have made remains,
keening.
Are you pleased with yourself?
…
…
Marine Boy
You need your gadgets boy,
and how cool they are:
rocket propeller shoes
electric boomerang
oxy gum.
But you will never fit in.
Everything underwater will always be blurry before your eyes
obscuring the truth
that the mermaid is never taking you home to meet her parents.
You are a fish out of water, boy
Always just one stick of gum away from death.
That’s no way to live.

*****
KIMBA
Who lives down in deepest darkest Africa?
Only the fittest.
Nothing else lasts long.
Darwinian warriors in perpetual jungle warfare.
The living don’t last,
only Life itself.
Nothing with an evolutionary disadvantage
like a white lion
would last a minute.
Says Ol’ Dan’l.