Dear David,

I get so MANY letters that start this way!

I really HATE reading your stories

Yes, so many letters that start this way …

Is there any way I can avoid reading your stories?

Funny you should ask …

My story Developing your mindfulness practice 😊!, published by Foofaraw magazine, is also available as a podcast at Foofaraw Frequencies. Just click here to listen. I am grateful to Riley Troke-Barriault for the narration of my hateful pamphlet.

And to avoid reading some other stories of mine, you can listen to them by clicking on the links below:

Grooming my grandfather

Born Free

The gods of the gaps

Crop Rotation

The Boulevardier

Some corner of a Dorset field that is forever Arabia

Good boy

I hope that you are keeping warm, eating plenty of roughage, and finding more useful ways to spend your time than writing that silly rot.

Love,

Mum